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Scanners (1981)

Exploding heads, white eyes, burnt corpses… welcome to the world of Scanners.

The plot? A homeless man with deadly telepathic abilities named Cameron Vale (Stephen Lack) is picked up off the street by Dr. Paul Ruth (Patrick McGoohan). Vale learns that there are other telepaths like himself called ’scanners’ and is trained to use his abilities to kill Daryl Revok (Michael Ironside), the leader of an underground movement whose goal is to unite all scanners. As the film progresses, Vale not only uncovers a conspiracy to create more scanners, but learns the truth about his own mysterious past.

I was not an early admirer of director David Cronenberg. My admiration grew with time, and finally coalesced with his last two films - A History Of Violence and Eastern Promises. Weaned on Spielberg and Lucas, Cronenberg’s phantasmagorical vision made me uncomfortable and tested my patience. Which is exactly what it was meant to do. Much like David Lynch, he’s an acquired taste. Revisiting Scanners increased my appreciation for the film, but also proved that some of my complaints as a teenager were valid ones.

At this point in his career, Cronenberg was somewhere between an amateur and a professional. His direction is solid from a technical standpoint, but his sense of pacing is terrible. His script is intelligent and imaginative, but contains virtually no characterization (reportedly the film was greenlit without a completed script and rushed into production). This is also evident in his casting instincts. On one side we have Patrick McGoohan, Michael Ironside and Jennifer O’Neill… not too shabby. On the other side, we have Stephen Lack as our lead, and his performance is simply dreadful. In future films, Cronenberg would compensate for these weaknesses, but Scanners is rife with them.

It’s easy to see how Scanners was a success in its day. The violence is still shocking, and the concept is still intriguing. But without characters you can care about, it’s an empty exercise.

Bone Garden Blues: Maurice Jarre

Yesterday we lost one of the truly great composers from the Silver Age of film scoring - Maurice Jarre has died of cancer at age 84. A casual look at his credits will describe his greatness far better than I can. Lawrence Of Arabia, Doctor Zhivago, Ryan’s Daughter, A Passage To India, all for director David Lean. The Professionals, Night Of The Generals, Grand Prix, The Man Who Would Be King, Shogun, Witness, Ghost. And a couple of lesser-known but personal favorites - Tai-Pan and Lion Of The Desert

I first became aware of Jarre in the 1980’s, when he jumped on the sci-fi bandwagon, composing terrific scores for Enemy Mine, The Bride and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. He even dabbled in synthesizers for Witness and Dreamscape. And much like Elmer Bernstein with Airplane! or Miklos Rozsa with Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid, he played it completely straight for Top Secret! making it all the more hilarious.

The 1990’s started with a bang when Ghost introduced him to a generation that hadn’t even been born when Lawrence Of Arabia was released - but in the following years, his music became more subdued with scores like Jacob’s Ladder, Shadow Of The Wolf, School Ties, A Walk In The Clouds and Sunshine. Epic adventures and dramas had fallen out of fashion, and to his credit he adapted to the marketplace, producing delicate and intimate work. To quote Norma Desmond, he was still big, it’s the pictures that got small. In 2001 he quietly retired, but remained in the spotlight with concerts, festivals, and multiple re-recordings of his classic work.

In a world that becomes increasingly computerized and mediocre with each passing day, it’s sad to mark the passing of someone who could conjure such emotion with paper, pen, and a conductor’s baton. The best thing I can say about Jarre is that David Lean photographed the desert in Lawrence Of Arabia, but Jarre evoked it with his brilliant music.

Day Of The Outlaw (1959)

In my annual pilgrimages to The Egyptian Theatre for their Film Noir Festival, a name that pops up every so often is that of director Andre De Toth. Pitfall and Crime Wave are, in my humble opinion, classics of the genre. His most famous film is undoubtedly House Of Wax, which was actually atypical for him - his output consisted largely of film noir and westerns. So when I saw his name on Day Of The Outlaw, I knew I would be well taken care of.

Day Of The Outlaw stars the perennially constipated Robert Ryan as Blasie Starrett, a rancher on the Wyoming frontier who is slowly being forced out by farmers who want to fence the land. Having spent twenty years clearing the area of thieves and Indians, Starrett refuses to relinquish his claim to the land he ironically made safe for the farmers. To make matters worse, Starrett had an illicit affair with Helen Crane (Tina Louise - yes, Ginger from Gilligan’s Island) the wife of his strongest opponent.

Violence is about to erupt when Captain Bruhn (Burl Ives) and his band of criminals blow into town and seize control. On the run with $40,000 in gold in their saddlebags, Bruhn destroys every gun in town and quarantines the women to prevent his men from mistreating them - but after a month on the run his men are impossible to control. Worse yet, Bruhn is slowly dying from a bullet he took during the robbery. Both Starrett and Bruhn know that when he dies, his men will destroy the town and everyone in it.

To save the town, Starrett decides to sacrifice his own life by claiming he knows a secret passage through the mountains, when in truth there isn’t one. With Bruhn’s silent approval, Starrett leads the criminals into the mountains to die of exposure.

Grim premise, hm? And De Toth makes the most of it. The film is crisply paced, and the black and white location photography is simply gorgeous, vividly creating a sense of cold and isolation. Ryan is, as always, a stolid leading man, and Ives makes a surprisingly good villain, albeit a villain with a conscience. Even Tina Louise acquits herself well, displaying some acting chops she rarely gets credit for. My only quibble with the film is that it fizzles in the last ten minutes. In keeping with the screenplay’s nonviolent message, Ryan never uses a gun on his captors. The climax is essentially a waiting game to see if Ryan can outlast the criminals as they slowly freeze to death. Original, yes - but I was hoping for a bit more oomph in the finale.

My thirst for blood aside, Day Of The Outlaw is a terrific little western. If you see it on cable, or better yet - playing at a revival house near you - go see it.

The Prisoner (1967)

The final episode of The Prisoner was so confusing and controversial that creator / star Patrick McGoohan reportedly had to go into hiding until the furor passed - and in the intervening years, the series has lost none of its power. Having just watched it for the first time, I felt compelled to find him and admonish him for taking me on such a bizarre, compelling, and ultimately frustrating journey. Of course, were he still alive, McGoohan would kick my ass.

For the uninitiated, The Prisoner is the story of a British spy who abruptly retires for reasons unknown. Almost immediately after handing in his resignation, he is kidnapped and taken to a mysterious island where ex-spies are held prisoner in a community known as “The Village.” He is assigned a number instead of a name - Number Six - and is placed under constant surveillance. Every week, a new administrator - Number Two - is assigned to The Village, and attempts to break Number Six with drugs, psychological warfare, torture, you name it. Unsure if he has been kidnapped by his own side or an enemy, Number Six staunchly refuses to answer any questions, but repeatedly asks one - who is Number One?

Due to his popularity on British television in the spy series Danger Man (in fact, some Prisoner fans theorize that Number Six is actually the same character from Danger Man, John Drake) McGoohan was given complete creative freedom on The Prisoner, and he certainly made use of it. The stories are elliptical, the dialogue is cryptic, the performances are theatrical, the camera is restless, the editing is frantic, and it blends just about every genre you can think of. One minute it’s a spy thriller, the next it’s a satire, then it’s science fiction - and in one episode, it even becomes a Western! It’s an allegory about power and free will, it’s a commentary on society, religion, education, nuclear war and just about anything else you can think of. It’s as if Patrick McGoohan realized he would never get an opportunity like this again, and poured everything he wanted to say and do into this one project.

As a result, you’ve got a wildly uneven show that sometimes strikes creative gold, and sometimes falls flat on its face. Out of the seventeen episodes of The Prisoner, half of them are downright terrific. The other half - in particular the final two episodes - are so determined to break with convention they end up completely alienating the audience. An apt comparison is Twin Peaks, a show that began with one foot in reality and one foot in David Lynch’s bizarre imagination, but eventually became completely surreal. Did I understand what McGoohan was trying to say in the final episode? Yes. Was it emotionally satisfying? No. Film - especially television - has to do both.

That being said, you won’t find anything like The Prisoner on the air today. In fact, I can’t think of another show quite like it. McGoohan genuinely tried to elevate the quality of television, and deserves tremendous credit for throwing out the rulebook - but to use a tired analogy, sometimes he also threw out the baby with the bathwater.

Horseman, Pass By (Larry McMurtry)

The math on this one was simple. I recently enjoyed plowing through McMurtry’s masterwork, Lonesome Dove, and I love the film Hud - so reading McMurtry’s first novel, upon which Hud was based, was an easy decision.

I had assumed that most of the plot and the witty, colloquial dialogue from the film would be found within the book. Instead, I was fascinated to find that the book bears little resemblance to the film at all. Whereas Hud is the main character of the film, he’s a mere side character in the book, which is written first person from the point of view of Lonnie Bannon - Hud’s nephew in the film, cousin by marriage in the book. And since Lon is just a boy, much of the film’s primary plot - the destruction of the Bannon cattle due to foot & mouth disease, the conflict between Hud and Lon’s grandfather - is seen from a distance.

Instead, the book is an intimate look at Lon’s thoughts and feelings as his world crumbles around him. Even as a novice, McMurtry’s talents were already fully developed. His prose is concise yet poetic. The world he depicts is authentic and harsh, yet beautiful. And somehow he manages to imbue his plot and characters with a Shakespearean dimension while keeping everything firmly rooted in the immaculate reality of a ranch in Texas.

The other major difference between the book and the film is the character of Alma, the house maid Hud relentlessly tries to seduce, played brilliantly by Patricia Neal in the film. In the book, this character is black, and Hud’s advances are far more brutal. I’m not surprised that this character didn’t reach the screen intact - somehow, I don’t think audiences in the 1960’s would have accepted seeing Paul Newman try to rape a black woman.

So did I like the book? Yes I did, and it made me appreciate the film all the more. If I were given the task of translating Horseman, Pass By into a screenplay, I wouldn’t even know where to begin - but the filmmakers expanded and built upon McMurtry’s novel brilliantly.

Watchmen (2009)

Sci-fi fans are a pack of whiny little bitches. They slobber over the virtues of The Dark Knight, but when the movie adaptation of Watchmen comes along, they respond with nitpicking and ambivalence.

There’s a very simple reason why movies are suck nowadays - people pay to see them. The sole concern of the studios is making money, so why should they aspire to create anything better than remakes when audiences indiscriminately flock to see them? Hollywood makes movies at the standard we set for them. If we protested by refusing to see such films, the studios would be forced to reevaluate their approach.

Which is why the lukewarm response to Watchmen is particularly depressing. The studio invested 130 million (plus 50 million in advertising) in a highly ambitious, three-hour long, R-rated comic-book movie that earnestly retains most of the complexity and virtues of the source material. The filmmakers catered directly to the rabid fans, who treat Alan Moore’s graphic novel like holy scripture, and yet it’s not performing the way they hoped it would. The result? We won’t get films like Watchmen anymore. They’re reevaluating their approach.

In case you couldn’t tell, I enjoyed Watchmen tremendously. It’s a bold, intelligent, handsomely made film. It’s also one of the most faithful film adaptations I’ve ever seen, judiciously pruning away subplots and smartly streamlining concepts that simply wouldn’t work on film (i.e. the alien squid). Like the graphic novel, it demands a lot of its audience - that you leave your preconceptions at the door, that you pay attention, that you think.

So why does Dark Knight generate mountains of cash while Watchmen struggles to reach 100 million? They’re both comic-book movies made for adults, and they both clock in at about 2 hours and 40 min.

First and foremost, everybody knows and loves Batman. Secondly, Dark Knight was PG-13. Watchmen is a hard R, featuring attempted rape, child molestation and graphic violence. Third, Dark Knight had well-known actors - one of whom died a highly publicized death. Fourth, and I think this is critical - Dark Knight tells you what to think, verbally explaining its characters and themes within the film, whereas Watchmen allows you to draw your own conclusions.

None of this is meant to be an attack on Dark Knight. I think the film is overrated, but I did enjoy it. Drawing parallels between the two is my way of trying to determining what audiences - and fanboys - will accept and what they won’t. I believe that in the years to come, Watchmen will gain both popularity and prominence. It’s just a shame that such a unique, ambitious movie can’t get the credit - and box office receipts - it deserves right now.

The Captain (Jan De Hartog)

One of the few good habits I’ve acquired recently is a willingness to study a subject or pick up a book that I know little or nothing about. I spotted The Captain on a shelf at the Santa Monica Library, read the description - a tugboat captain helping to escort Allied vessels though enemy waters in World War II - and said, “Why not?”

Published in 1966, The Captain begins several years after World War II. Our protagonist, Martinus Harinxma, receives a letter from the son of a man who was killed under his command during the war, asking him to relate the story of his father’s final hours.

Martinus obliges, and in the process chronicles his own life story. When World War II breaks out, Martinus flees Holland to London, as does the shipping company that employs him. He finds himself promoted to captain of Holland’s best tugboat - the Isabel Kwel - when its captain of several years unexpectedly dies. Soon Martinus finds himself reluctantly escorting merchant vessels to Russia through enemy waters.

The story takes a turn when the British assign a young, idealistic Canadian liason to his ship. Driven half-mad by the constant enemy raids and the resulting carnage, the young Canadian dies a sad, pointless death crying out for enemy planes to stop firing while kneeling over the body of the dead kitten belonging to the ship’s cook.

Martinus and the crew lie about his death in letters to the Canadian’s family, depicting him as a heroic figure, but when Martinus is confronted the Canadian’s beautiful widow, she forces him to tell the truth. In an unexpected yet believable twist, Martinus ends up sleeping with the grieving young widow. The second act of the book deals with Martinus’ inner conflict as he slowly reverts to pacifism, and the third act - based on a true incident - deals with the inevitable fate of the convoy.

Written in first person, the book does a good job of putting us in Martinus’ shoes, charting his youth as a fatherless boy in Holland, his rise to the captaincy, and his anxieties about assuming command of a massive vessel crewed by simple-minded, eccentric men who adored their former captain. Unfortunately, the novel peaks with the death of the Canadian, and never quite finds its footing again. The second act takes place almost entirely in Martinus’ mind as he contemplates the Canadian’s death, obsesses over his beautiful widow, and grapples with his own mixed feelings about the war. But the final pages of the book redeem it with a gripping, apocalyptic sequence in which the entire convoy is decimated by enemy submarines, including the Isabel Kwel.

Despite the aforementioned pacing problems, The Captain is an entertaining piece of work made all the more compelling by its authenticity. De Hartog knows how a ship works, and it shows on every page.

And apparently, De Hartog wrote sequels featuring Martinus Harinxma! Who knew there was a trilogy of adventures about a Dutch tugboat captain?

Watchmen (Alan Moore / Dave Gibbons)

I can only imagine what my reaction to Watchmen would have been had I read in in 1987 at age sixteen. It’s a dense, epic, revisionist comic book (excuse me - graphic novel) that deftly subverts traditional comic-book heroes and, at the same time, makes several pointed observations about American politics and history.

Is it a work of genius? I’m not sure. I had a similar reaction to Watchmen as I do to Tolkien’s Lord Of The Rings trilogy (note I do not include The Hobbit in that statement). It’s an incredibly dense piece of material, and the author’s knowledge of various subjects ranging from comics to mythology to ancient history is on full display. Moore clearly respects the intelligence of his readers, which I appreciated - he expects them to pay attention and keep up. Even in 1987, this was a rare quality to be found in mass entertainment.

But as with Tolkien, this accumulation of detail and knowledge can sometimes feel like a smokescreen for what is, at the end of the day, a very simple story. For example, the “Tales Of The Black Freighter” comic within a comic doesn’t truly add anything to the story - it’s just an amusing concept and an added complication which makes the plot feel more complex than it actually is. Dare I say that some of this added detail often feels like padding?

However, when it comes to characterization, this accumulation of detail is a virtue. Each of Watchmen’s supposed superheroes is a fleshed-out human being, and you care for them - even the psychotic ones. Indeed, Rorschach is the most endearing of the bunch, and he’s completely insane. And by delving so deeply into the characters and their histories, Moore generates a comic-book mythology where one previously did not exist - not an easy thing to do in twelve issues.

The other virtue of Watchmen is the stellar artwork of Dave Gibbons. Moore’s verbosity is counterbalanced by Gibbons’ visuals, which often elicit an emotion or illustrate a story point far better than Moore’s dialogue and prose can.

In summation, I admire and respect Watchmen more than I love it - but like Tolkien’s Lord Of The Rings trilogy, it’s undeniably a landmark piece of work.

Nightwing (1979)

As I’ve said in the past, one of the benefits of living in Los Angeles is that we have an active revival circuit - The New Beverly, The Egyptian, The Aero, The Silent Movie Theatre and The Nuart all help keep movie junkies like myself off our couches and in the darkness of a movie theatre.

Last night I attended a revival that could only happen in L.A. - a midnight screening of Nightwing, the 1979 horror film that proclaimed itself to be “Jaws with wings.” I was taken to see this film at the tender age of eight by my cousins while my family was on vacation in Florida, and it scared the living hell out me. I caught pieces of it on HBO in the early eighties, but then the film dropped out of sight altogether. To date, it has not been released on DVD, and is out of print on vhs.

Since that fateful day in 1979, my memories of the film have been fragmented; the corpse of a dead Indian shaman bleeding through his burial shroud – a woman falling into a campfire as she is attacked by vampire bats – ghosts in a cave dwelling – an eerie, silhouetted image of an Indian standing on a rocky crag in the desert at sunset, his arms held up in triumph. My adolescent mind was also transfixed by the sight of a young and lovely Kathryn Harrold bathing in a hot spring (as was my adult mind upon seeing the film again).

Sitting in The Nuart, watching a shockingly pristine print unroll, all of those fragments began to fall into place - unfortunately, I had to watch the entire movie to find them.

The movie truly is “Jaws with wings” – Nick Mancuso (an Italian pretending to be an American Indian) plays Youngman Duran, a New Mexico sheriff whose tribe, the Maskai, are being driven out by an ambitious Indian named Walker Chee (Stephen Macht, a Jew pretending to be an American Indian) who wants to drill for oil on their sacred land.

Duran’s grandfather, an aged Indian mystic, dies shortly before a colony of deadly vampire bats invade the territory - killing cattle, sheep, and reborn Christians! With the help of “vampire bat expert” Phillip Payne (David Warner), who is essentially a splicing of Hooper and Quint from Jaws, Duran tries to locate and destroy the colony only to realize via a drug-induced hallucination (don’t ask) that the ghost of his dead grandfather has summoned the bats to reclaim the land for his people.

Put simply, the film is lousy. It’s a perfect example of why A-list directors shouldn’t make B-movies. Director Arthur Hiller strained so hard to elevate the material that he neglected to make an entertaining movie. The only person who seems to realize he’s in a silly B-movie is David Warner, who hams it up gloriously. Otherwise, the performances and direction are so earnest it’s painful to watch.

Does it have any virtues, you ask? Yes. The cinematography by Charles Rosher, Jr. is top notch, and Henry Mancini’s stellar score summons up a sense of mysticism and dread that the film itself does not contain. His music single-handedly gives the audience an emotional connection to an otherwise tedious and uninvolving film. So kudos to Chuck and Hank – you came through this mess unscathed.

After the film, actors Nick Mancuso (still quite handsome) and Stephen Macht (still quite ugly) came up and talked about the movie. Note I don’t use the term “Q & A” – that’s because the moderator, known as “Mr. Beaks” on AICN, was so utterly pathetic a host he sat impotently and asked no questions while both actors rambled endlessly about their early years and spiritual experiences, some of which were undoubtedly drug-induced - the highlight being Mancuso’s nutty anecdote about seeing a white dove as a medicine man performed a chant over him, and feeling compelled to pursue it into the mountains to converse with it. Finally, the entire mess sputtered to a halt, and I ducked out of the theatre at precisely 2:51 am.

Like Centennial, Nightwing is a film that made an impression on me as a young boy, so it was a great deal of fun for me to revisit it, especially in a movie theatre. But even if a widescreen DVD should appear someday, think twice before you sit down to watch this turkey.

Charles Goodnight: Cowman and Plainsman (J. Evetts Haley)

Upon completing the novel Lonesome Dove, I discovered that certain elements of the story are based in actual Texas history. My beloved protagonists, Gus and Call, are loosely based on two real cattlemen - Oliver Loving and Charles Goodnight, who drove two thousand head of cattle from Texas to Colorado, establishing the Goodnight / Loving trail. When Loving was struck by Indian arrows and died of blood poisoning, Goodnight carried his body all the way back to Texas for burial, as Call does for Gus.

Born in 1836, Goodnight is known in Texas history as one of the greatest cattle ranchers of all time, if not the greatest. His exploits - as a Texas Ranger protecting settlers from the Indians, as a soldier fighting for the Confederacy in the Civil War, as a rancher fighting off bandits while driving herds through unexplored territory, as a cattle baron amassing and losing fortunes - are fascinating to read, but the overall book is not. Author J. Evetts Haley digresses for long stretches to put Goodnight’s exploits in a historical / political / economic context. As a result, the book is a series of adventurous, entertaining anecdotes interspersed with a series of dry, academic passages that grind the book to a halt.

But if you can push through the dry patches, there are several compelling anecdotes, usually quoted directly from Goodnight himself. The breadth of his adventures and accomplishments will astonish you - problem is, you have to weed them out from the author’s unwieldy prose.