Monthly Archive for September, 2008

Bone Garden Blues: Paul Newman

This morning I awoke to sad news - Paul Newman has checked out at age 83, reportedly from lung cancer.

In an odd coincidence, I was on a bit of a Paul Newman kick lately, having watched both Absence Of Malice and Slap Shot in the past few weeks. The two roles could not be more different - adult drama and profane comedy - yet he succeeded admirably at both.

Indeed, he seemed to succeed admirably at just about everything. Slim, blue-eyed and impossibly handsome, he wisely exploited his good looks to achieve fame, but also used them as leverage to choose good roles - Hud, The Hustler, and Cool Hand Luke being prime examples. A Method actor who began his acting career in the theatre, Newman successfully walked the tightrope that Marlon Brando couldn’t - he balanced being a star with being an artist.

And Newman was also one of Hollywood’s finest examples of aging gracefully. When his hair turned grey and his star began to fade, he didn’t try in vain to remain young, like so many others.

Instead, he embraced his age and tackled roles like The Verdict, Color Of Money, Nobody’s Fool and Twilight - roles equally if not more complex than the troubled young men he had played in the past, but now dealing with the troubles of middle-aged men - and eventually, those of old men.

His acting career aside, Newman was, by all accounts and appearances, simply an admirable human being. In interviews he came across as intelligent and humble, he maintained a long and happy marriage to Joanne Woodward, and he launched the nonprofit brand Newman’s Own, which has given an astonishing 250 million dollars and counting to charity. When Hollywood liberals tout their credentials as philanthropists, they had best look at what Mr. Newman accomplished and bow their heads in shame.

And the greatest compliment I can pay to him is this - I can think of no actor like Paul Newman who existed before him, and I feel absolutely certain that there will never be another actor like him in the future. Smart, handsome, charismatic, humble, dedicated… he was the whole package.

So long, Mr. Newman - you truly were one of a kind.

Righteous Kill (2008)

Wow… this one really sucked.

I didn’t go in expecting Heat - I was simply expecting to be entertained. Despite the presence of DeNiro and Pacino, I knew that director Jon Avnet (of Fried Green Tomatoes fame) does not have greatness in him. Yet I did not think that he was an utterly incompetent hack, either.

Given the simplicity of the concept - two veteran detectives pursue a serial killer and eventually come to believe that he’s a police officer killing criminals the justice system failed to punish - the film should have been, at the very least, a fun little thriller. But it seems my standards are too high…

The film is a mess. Even as the opening credits unfold, awkwardly intercutting the credits with footage of DeNiro and Pacino on the firing range, you can tell that something is wrong.

Indeed - across the board, the editing is awful. Every scene is pushed to move faster than the pace of the acting and directing, leading me to believe that this was initially a longer, slower film that tested badly, and was given the Michael Bay treatment to jazz it up.

DeNiro phones it in, cashes his check, and leaves his loyal fans with absolutely nothing. Pacino makes a token effort, but his physical appearance has become so bizarre that it’s impossible to take him seriously - he looks like a closet transvestite with a bad toupĂ©e.

And the secondary actors are equally lost. My future ex-wife, Carla Gugino, tries to bring some energy to the proceedings, as does the venerable Brian Dennehy and company - but they all have that same confused look in their eyes. It’s as if someone thrust them in front of a camera, said “Act!” then refused to let them do another take.

And there’s a plot twist, which I won’t reveal here, that is so poorly executed I saw it coming within the first five minutes. It’s so bad it’s almost insulting.

On a side note, Avnet also directed 88 Minutes earlier this year, which also starred Pacino - which was also panned by critics and flopped at the box office! It’s astonishing that this guy has single-handedly ruined Pacino’s filmography for 2008, and got paid to do it.

In summation… go rent Heat, and pretend like this film doesn’t exist.

Fright Night (1985)

This past weekend I had the pleasure of seeing a midnight screening of Fright Night at The Nuart movie theater in Los Angeles.

Sitting next to me was my childhood friend, with whom I first saw the film in Massachusetts in 1985 - a million years ago.

Sitting behind us was the director, Tom Holland. We introduced ourselves and were lucky enough to chat with him for a minute before the film started. He was very gracious, and thanked us for coming to see the film. He was concerned that we might be seeing be a beat-up old print from 1985, but fortunately it was a brand-new print - not a scratch or speck of dirt on it.

Following the film, there was a Q & A with the cast and crew which lasted until almost 4 am. My only regret is that I didn’t bring any swag for them to autograph.

A similar event was held in March 2008 in Dallas . For a transcript and some video clips of that Q & A, go HERE -

Fright Night has a very simple yet entertaining concept - what if a vampire moved in next door? Teenager Charlie Brewster (William Ragsdale) begins to suspect that his new neighbor, Jerry Dandridge (Chris Sarandon) is a creature of the night.

When his suspicions are confirmed, no one believes him, so he seeks the aid of a down on his luck actor named Peter Vincent (Roddy McDowall) who starred as “The Great Vampire Killer” in a series of schlocky horror films.

The first half of the film affectionately pokes fun at those cheap, hokey old vampire movies, but it’s not a spoof - much like Scream, it acknowledges the tired old conventions of the genre, and in doing so disassembles them.

Then the second half becomes an exciting, effects-driven vampire hunt. And again, like Scream, by stripping away the conventions of the genre, the filmmakers breathed new life into it - they made it exciting again. Fright Night may not be as well-known as, say, Ghostbusters - but in terms of craft and entertainment value, I think it’s definitely on the same level. In fact, the same visual effects team that did Ghostbusters supplied the f/x for Fright Night.

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I absolutely love this movie. The direction is crisp, the writing is sharp and the characters are endearing. Peter Vincent’s character arc is especially pleasing to me - from an old, dejected, has-been actor to a genuinely heroic vampire killer.

And yet again, Brad Fiedel’s score stood out to me. It heightens the sexuality of the villain, adds an element of tragedy to his character… and those gothic horror film piano cues during the third act are just terrific.

Finally, there’s Chris Sarandon as our fanged villain. What can I say? He brings charm, intelligence, and a not-so subtle pansexual quality to the role. He even manages to make the character sympathetic at times without diminishing the threat he represents to our heroes.

With all due respect to Bela, Frank, Chris Lee, etc… Jerry Dandridge is the best vampire ever put on film.

Yeah, you heard me. Those guys would be losers if they weren’t vampires - but Jerry Dandridge could still seduce women and kick ass.

In summation… a terrific post-modern (modern being 1985) vampire film that cleverly manages to poke fun at the genre and elevate it at the same time. Highly recommended.

Slap Shot (1977)

Slap Shot is an oddity in Paul Newman’s filmography. It’s a broad, obscene comedy, his character is a gloriously rotten human being, and the moral of the story is that you should have no morals. I honestly don’t think he’s done anything like it before or since.

Newman plays Reggie Dunlop, a player / coach for the Charleston Chiefs, an utterly pathetic hockey team that only survives due to small-town support. When the local mill shuts down, it’s a foregone conclusion that the team will be broken up at the end of the season because most of their fans have lost their jobs.

Broke, middle-aged and horrified at the idea of getting a normal job, Reggie starts doing everything he can to keep the team alive. He plants false stories in the press that the team may be sold, and manipulates his own players to instigate fights on the ice. When audiences realize that blood is being spilled at every game the Charleston Chiefs play, tickets sales start to skyrocket. Only one person - a young, idealistic hockey player named Ned Braden (Michael Ontkean) sees what Reggie is doing and condemns him for it.

Newman clearly had a field day with this role. Reggie is a completely amoral, self-centered jerk who really doesn’t care who gets hurt as long as he’s getting what he needs. That may sound unpleasant to watch, but in fact it’s hilarious. Seeing Reggie press people’s buttons is what drives most of the comedy in the film. Out of all the characters in Paul Newman’s gallery of rogues, I actually think Reggie Dunlop is the worst. Yes, even worse than Hud.

Unfortunately, the film starts to run out of gas about an hour in, and limps to a conclusion. At 123 minutes, the central gimmick of the movie - Reggie orchestrating violence and chaos - simply can’t sustain itself.

But I have to admit… there’s some stuff in this movie that put me on the floor. And seeing Paul Newman play a character so far afield from his usual roles - especially after seeing him play such a righteous everyman in Absence Of Malice recently - was a real treat.

If the film had been twenty minutes shorter, and managed to crescendo with some of the brilliant comedy they had earlier in the film, I’d be praising it to the heavens. But unfortunately, Slap Shot is only about half as good as it should have been.

Douchebag Chronicles: Episode 1

Earlier today, as I was walking down the street in Santa Monica, I stopped at a crosswalk. A family of five - father, mother, three golden-haired little daughters - was standing in front of me. Each child held a balloon by the string.

One little girl lost her grip on the string and her balloon floated away. I half-expected her to cry, but then her face lit up with joy.

An instant later, her sisters let loose their balloons as well, and started jumping up and down with delight as they floated away. Utterly charming, right?

As the balloons were released, their father - a lean, bespectacled little man wearing a fanny pack - freaked out.

“No, girls!” he shouted. “It’s bad for the environment - it’s bad for the environment!”

All three children immediately fell silent. This shrill, pathetic little man with the deeply lined forehead glared up at the balloons as they drifted away - then realized that everyone standing at the crosswalk was looking at him.

Unapologetic to the very last, he planted his fists on his hips and brooded while his guilt-ridden children looked down at the pavement. The mother didn’t look at any of them - she just kept waiting for the light to change. When it finally did, they silently hustled their children across the street into a parking garage.

Now I ask you…

What kind of a man utterly crushes the joy of his children because three balloons will eventually drift to earth and comprise perhaps one ounce of refuse?

Sure, I pity the green, leafy plants they land on - I pity the cute, tiny animals that may become entangled in the string. But despite this… does one shout at his completely innocent children to illustrate this point?

I’ve met his type many times. He radiated tension, even before his outburst. And he was a short son of a bitch, maybe an inch shorter than his wife.

Without fail, every man I have ever met standing beneath five foot five was an anal retentive jerk - and this sorry excuse for a human being proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that my theory is not only true, it is an axiom.

Can someone please tell me… why are these people reproducing?

Absence Of Malice (1981)

I remember catching bits and pieces of this one on cable in the mid-eighties. It was deadly serious, the characters were constantly talking about things my fifteen year-old mind could not comprehend, and Sally Field simply wasn’t sexy enough to hold my attention. So I dismissed the film and undoubtedly moved on to something like Rocky IV.

In an odd way, that’s a compliment. In no way, shape or form is the film meant for kids. It’s a film made for adults, starring adults, dealing with adult problems. It’s the type of mature, serious drama that the studios simply don’t make anymore.

Newman plays Michael Colin Gallagher, the son of a criminal who bootlegged liquor. Hoping to shake something loose in a murder investigation, a prosecutor named Elliot Rosen (Bob Balaban) deliberately leaks that Gallagher is a suspect to reporter Megan Carter (Sally Field). Rosen believes that Gallagher knows who the killer is, and might tell if pressured. The only problem is, Gallagher is innocent.

Not only is Gallagher’s business almost ruined by the allegations, but the private life of his friend Teresa Perrone (Melinda Dillon) is publicly exposed during the investigation, which drives her to commit suicide. Outraged, Gallagher starts manipulating the situation to seek revenge.

Newman is in top form, and Sally Field is perfectly cast as an ambitious reporter who is completely oblivious to the consequences of the stories she writes. And the rest of the cast is comprised of expert scene-stealers - Josef Sommer plays a cynical, world-weary reporter to perfection, Bob Balaban is supremely irritating as the prosecutor who targets Gallagher, Wilford Brimley (in his first film role) dominates his scenes, and if Melinda Dillon’s character doesn’t break your heart, you just don’t have one.

One amusing thing I have to mention… in the final exchange between Newman and Field, the entire scene is shot outdoors with the exception of two close-ups, which are blatantly obvious reshoots. Newman is suddenly indoors, standing against a phony background, as is Field - whose hair is about three inches longer. Clearly test audiences had a few issues with the ending, and some dialogue was added to soften Newman’s character.

In summation, it’s an intelligent, well-crafted film with a lot to say. Give it a spin if you get a chance. And I was wrong about Sally Field - she was quite fetching back in the day.

Tarzan of the Apes (1912)

As promised in a previous column, I have begun the herculean task of reading all 24 Tarzan books…

You all know the story - or perhaps you don’t. Lord Greystoke, aka John Clayton of the House of Greystoke, embarks on an expedition to Africa with his young wife, Alice. When their ship is taken over by mutineers, John and Alice are left to die on the African coast, far from civilization.

They survive for two years in the jungle, building a fortified cabin, but the apes in the area grow increasingly curious and aggressive. Six months pregnant, Alice barely survives an attack by a bull ape, and descends into madness.

Shortly after giving birth to a son, Alice dies. John only outlives her by a matter of hours - killed by another ape that breaks into their cabin.

John and Alice’s son is taken from its crib by Kala - a female ape mourning the untimely death of her own infant - who raises the boy as her own child. The apes christen him Tarzan, which means “white-skin.”

Where to begin… first of all, it’s astonishing that in the 90+ years since this character’s inception, no one has ever managed to put him on film properly. Much like Conan The Barbarian, Hollywood often reduces the character to a dumb, hulking brute when in fact he’s highly intelligent, speaks several languages, and has a straightforward yet three-dimensional personality.

Indeed - Burroughs goes to great pains to demonstrate Tarzan’s exceptional intelligence. Some of the best passages in the book depict the young Tarzan rummaging through his parents’ cabin, leafing through their books, and upon discovering the purpose of a pencil, arduously figuring out how many letters are in the alphabet.

Then, through the use of picture books, he slowly manages to comprehend the English language - but only in print. Later in the story, when he meets white men for the first time, he communicates with pencil and paper until he learns how to speak English.

And with those white men is a pretty, nineteen year-old blonde girl named Jane Porter…

The first half of the book is a genuine classic. It’s smart, focused, and despite the nutty concept at its core, Burroughs writes so convincingly you believe it. As Tarzan learns and grows, eventually becoming the ideal male, Burroughs drives home his central theme - that our ability to think, reason, and plan ahead makes us superior to beasts.

And for a book written in 1912, the level of violence is quite surprising. Tarzan’s ribs are laid bare by the claws of an enemy ape, and a ghastly throat wound almost rips open his jugular. And in a subsequent battle, Tarzan is half-blinded by a piece of his own scalp that is dangling in front of his eye!

As expected, Tarzan kills a lot of apes, lions, tigers, etc., especially when he encounters white men for the first time. They prove to be completely inept in the jungle, and Tarzan is repeatedly rescuing them - and Jane, with whom he inevitably falls in love.

This, unfortunately, is where the book becomes splintered. There’s plenty of melodrama and action, but it’s completely episodic - Burroughs has a lot of ideas, but can’t make then jell properly into a plot.

Nevertheless, I’m sufficiently intrigued enough with the character and his adventures that I’m jumping into volume two… The Return Of Tarzan.

Junior Bonner (1972)

Junior Bonner is an odd little entry in Steve McQueen’s filmography, and director Sam Peckinpah’s filmography as well.

One might expect a rousing, kick-ass Western featuring a stoic, invincible hero - but Junior Bonner is quite the opposite. Instead, we get a carefully observed, elegiac character study of a down on his luck bullrider and his dysfunctional family.

Junior Bonner (Steve McQueen) comes home to Arizona after a long absence to compete in a local bullriding contest. Junior is a professional bullrider, moving from one rodeo to another every week, and doesn’t want to be tied down to anyone or anything.

He finds that his father, Ace Bonner (a superb Robert Preston) is also down on his luck, and is trying to convince his other son, Curly (Joe Don Baker) to invest in a crazy scheme to go prospecting in Australia. Meanwhile, Curly is becoming rich from a series of real estate deals that are domesticating the countryside. Junior’s mother, Elvira (Ida Lupino) is separated from Ace.

In a quiet way, Junior is desperate - he’s past his prime, flat broke, and just suffered a crushing loss. His unspoken need to win the rodeo, and to prove himself to his family, drives the character - and yet he has a crippling inability to communicate on a meaningful level with any of them.

As always, McQueen is a genius at simply being a character. He never acts to the camera - indeed, he typically ignores it - and just lets us observe him. Whether he’s buying apples for his horse, testing the strength of a rope, or hesitantly admitting to his father that he’s broke, McQueen never hits a false note.

Peckinpah’s direction is, in some ways, familiar to those who have seen The Wild Bunch and Straw Dogs - he draws terrific performances from his cast, his compositions are beautiful (kudos to cinematographer Lucien Ballard) and his editing is never what you expect.

Yet there’s a sensitivity here that I can’t say I’ve seen in any of his other films, with the possible exception of Ride The High Country.

Without ever saying it, Junior Bonner mourns the loss of a way of life - a way of life Junior and Ace are still clinging to in an age of tract housing and shopping malls.

What’s wrong with it, you ask? Well, it’s a bit slow, especially the rodeo sequences. I’m sure they’re striking on the big screen, but Peckinpah definitely tests the viewer’s patience at times. And if you’re looking for an emotional catharsis or epiphany at the end, there’s none to be found here. No one dies, no one cries, no one falls in love. Life simply goes on.

The Light That Failed

I’m embarrassed to say that I’ve never read any Kipling before - but one of my favorite authors, Robert E. Howard, was quite enamored of his writing, so when I saw this intriguing title in a used bookstore, I picked it up for three bucks.

The Light That Failed was Kipling’s first novel, written when he was only 24 years old, and it has all the strengths and weaknesses that a young writer brings to the table.

Our protagonist, Dick Heldar, suffers an unhappy childhood at the hands of his guardian, but finds friendship and young love with his guardian’s other charge, a girl named Maisie. When she is sent away, Dick is heartbroken.

Years later, after experiencing poverty, hunger, and a near-fatal head injury in the Nile Campaign, Dick finds fame as an artist. One evening, he bumps into Maisie on the street, and quickly becomes infatuated with her again. He asks her to marry him, but Maisie is determined to become a great artist herself, and refuses.

Dick counsels Maisie on her work, hoping she will eventually break down and marry him, but her sole concern in life is painting. Meanwhile, Dick’s war injury comes back to haunt him, and he slowly starts losing his eyesight. In a matter of weeks, he goes completely blind, and becomes a mere shadow of his former self - frightened, confused, unable to shave or clothe himself without help.

Terrified of a long life with no love or hope, Dick travels abroad again, deliberately places himself in harm’s way on a battlefield, and is killed by a stray bullet.

So as you can see, it’s a happy little story…

It’s also somewhat misogynistic. Maisie is a mediocre artist, and Kipling treats her determination to succeed in what he believes to be a man’s exclusive domain with contempt. In addition, Dick and his friends have several discussions about how women are a fatal distraction for the true artist, eventually hobbling his wanderlust and imagination.

According to the foreword, the character of Maisie is based on a real person, and many of the events (with the obvious exception of going blind and getting shot in the head) are based on Kipling’s own experiences - so naturally, the story is embedded with his own bitter feelings and prejudices.

Needless to say, Kipling went on to write several classics, and The Light That Failed is ranked fairly low in his body of work, but I’m glad I started with it. It gave me a strong sense of who Kipling was as a young man, and it was an amusing reminder of the melodramatic feelings an ambitious young artist has about the supposed conflict between love and art.

El Cid: Miklos Rozsa

The good people at Tadlow Music have done all film music fans a great service - they’ve reconstructed and re-recorded Miklos Rozsa’s outstanding score to the film El Cid.

Short of having the original tracks, which are unfortunately lost, I can’t think of how this set could possibly be any better. This new recording is crisp, dynamic, and duplicates both the tempo and power of the original quite well.

Is it perfect? No, but I’m very familiar with the score, and there are times when I honestly couldn’t tell that I was listening to a new recording. And that’s coming from someone who is extremely picky about re-recordings.

Not only does this 3 CD set provide us with the entire score as heard in the film, it also provides us with 23 minutes that were cut, alternate versions of certain tracks, and a suite of music from another Rozsa score - Double Indemnity. The set also contains video of the recording sessions, interviews with the people behind the scenes, and to top it all off, the packaging and liner notes are both top notch. It’s actually quite overwhelming!

As for the music itself, it’s one of Rozsa’s finest efforts. You’ve got a bit of everything here - a noble, heroic theme for our protagonist, a sumptuous love theme, thrilling battle music - and at the end, Rozsa goes liturgical on us with the inclusion of an organ! It’s a type of music we simply don’t get nowadays - thematic, fully orchestral music that isn’t just a sound effect - it’s an active participant in telling the story, just as much as the script or cinematography.

At $39.95, this set might seem a bit expensive - but when you consider that you’re getting three hours of music, it’s well worth the price.