Archive for the 'Television' Category

Danger Man - Season One (1961)

Once you get past the absurd concept that the protagonist of Danger Man, John Drake (Patrick McGoohan), is supposed to be an American secret agent, you’ll have a good time with this series. McGoohan is many things, but an American he is not.

Pre-dating the first James Bond film by just a year, Danger Man is a fun, fast-paced series. In fact, when the producers of Dr. No were trying to find their James Bond, McGoohan was considered for the role, and it’s easy to see why. He’s cold and cerebral, but convincing as a man of action. He also conveys something few actors can - cognition. He’s always watching, listening, thinking, deciding who to trust and which way to jump. The show is well-written and well-made, but much of the urgency and tension is generated by McGoohan’s edgy performance.

Each episode is half an hour, so the pacing is brisk. A typical episode begins with Drake journeying to a foreign country on a mission (i.e. stock footage followed by a small set in England doubling for the location). Sometimes Drake recovers a stolen piece of microfilm. Sometimes he breaks up a spy ring, or a band of drug smugglers. Sometimes he solves a murder, or prevents one - but he rarely commits one.

In fact, Drake doesn’t carry a gun and doesn’t bed any of the lovely ladies he encounters - conditions McGoohan imposed on the producers before accepting the role. Instead of undercutting the character, these conditions define him. He won’t use violence unless he absolutely has to, and his dedication to his mission renders him completely asexual. He can’t afford to become physically or emotionally entangled with anyone. Throw in a few obligatory fist fights, top it all off with a brassy main theme, and you’ve got a solid, entertaining show.

On a side note, fans of The Prisoner - which I reviewed here - have speculated that Number Six is meant to be John Drake. After all, Number Six was a spy, and we never learn his true name. Putting aside the fact that McGoohan played both roles, the two characters share a number of catch phrases (”Be seeing you”) and mannerisms. Including them in The Prisoner couldn’t have been an accident. At the very least, the character of Number Six grew out of John Drake, so if you’re planning to Netflix Danger Man, go ahead and add The Prisoner to your queue while you’re at it.

The Prisoner (1967)

The final episode of The Prisoner was so confusing and controversial that creator / star Patrick McGoohan reportedly had to go into hiding until the furor passed - and in the intervening years, the series has lost none of its power. Having just watched it for the first time, I felt compelled to find him and admonish him for taking me on such a bizarre, compelling, and ultimately frustrating journey. Of course, were he still alive, McGoohan would kick my ass.

For the uninitiated, The Prisoner is the story of a British spy who abruptly retires for reasons unknown. Almost immediately after handing in his resignation, he is kidnapped and taken to a mysterious island where ex-spies are held prisoner in a community known as “The Village.” He is assigned a number instead of a name - Number Six - and is placed under constant surveillance. Every week, a new administrator - Number Two - is assigned to The Village, and attempts to break Number Six with drugs, psychological warfare, torture, you name it. Unsure if he has been kidnapped by his own side or an enemy, Number Six staunchly refuses to answer any questions, but repeatedly asks one - who is Number One?

Due to his popularity on British television in the spy series Danger Man (in fact, some Prisoner fans theorize that Number Six is actually the same character from Danger Man, John Drake) McGoohan was given complete creative freedom on The Prisoner, and he certainly made use of it. The stories are elliptical, the dialogue is cryptic, the performances are theatrical, the camera is restless, the editing is frantic, and it blends just about every genre you can think of. One minute it’s a spy thriller, the next it’s a satire, then it’s science fiction - and in one episode, it even becomes a Western! It’s an allegory about power and free will, it’s a commentary on society, religion, education, nuclear war and just about anything else you can think of. It’s as if Patrick McGoohan realized he would never get an opportunity like this again, and poured everything he wanted to say and do into this one project.

As a result, you’ve got a wildly uneven show that sometimes strikes creative gold, and sometimes falls flat on its face. Out of the seventeen episodes of The Prisoner, half of them are downright terrific. The other half - in particular the final two episodes - are so determined to break with convention they end up completely alienating the audience. An apt comparison is Twin Peaks, a show that began with one foot in reality and one foot in David Lynch’s bizarre imagination, but eventually became completely surreal. Did I understand what McGoohan was trying to say in the final episode? Yes. Was it emotionally satisfying? No. Film - especially television - has to do both.

That being said, you won’t find anything like The Prisoner on the air today. In fact, I can’t think of another show quite like it. McGoohan genuinely tried to elevate the quality of television, and deserves tremendous credit for throwing out the rulebook - but to use a tired analogy, sometimes he also threw out the baby with the bathwater.

Lonesome Dove

For years, I’ve been saying that Lonesome Dove needs to be remastered. It was shot on film, finished on film, and with today’s technology could look infinitely better than the original transfer done in 1989.

Well, now it does - a new DVD of Lonesome Dove has been released with a pristine new transfer. Some people are carping that it has been letterboxed for 16×9, but they don’t seem to grasp that the film negative had enough image to accommodate letterboxing. True, you lose a bit of image at the top and bottom, but you gain the pictoral widescreen scope of a theatrical film.

Beyond the technical issues, Lonesome Dove is inarguably one of the best miniseries ever produced for television. Director Simon Wincer gathered an amazing cast - Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones, Diane Lane, Angelica Huston, Robert Urich, Danny Glover, Rick Schroeder… all absolutely perfect.

Especially Duvall. He seizes the role of Gus McCrae and runs with it. You can put his performance in Lonesome Dove up alongside the very best of his feature work.

And my favorite film composer - the late, great Basil Poledouris - turns in a beautiful, melodic, rousing score that elevates the miniseries immeasurably, and won him a well-deserved Emmy.

Yes, it’s six hours. But it’s six of the best hours of television you’ll ever see.

Centennial nostalgia

The instant I saw that Centennial was coming to DVD, I added it to my Netflix list and eagerly awaited its arrival. Why, you ask?

Nostalgia.

“But you were only seven years old when it originally aired,” you say with righteous indignation!

True - but I’ve remembered bits and pieces of it through the fog of memory for years.

When a stage actor / con man named Mervin Wendell (Anthony Zerbe) arrives in Centennial with wife (Lois Nettleton) and young son (Doug McKeon), Sheriff Axel Dumire (David Keith) remembers them from the last town he worked in and keeps a close eye on them.

When the family falls on hard times, they start to play the “badger game” with the local priest - the wife seduces him, the husband breaks in on them, and they demand payment to remain silent.

They successfully fleece the priest and drive him out of town, but Dumire is watching their every move. He starts gently pressuring their young son, Phillip - who wants to tell the truth but feels he must protect his parents.

Things take a turn when the Wendells pull the “badger game” on a traveling businessman. He recognizes the con, fights back, and they are forced to kill him. Having witnessed the murder, Phillip helps his parents hide the body in a nearby lake - in a beaver cave beneath the water, where it will never be found.

This is the part I remembered for so many years…

As a child of seven, the seduction and murder of the businessman was heady stuff - undoubtedly my first glimpses of sex and violence. Watching it thirty years later, it was eerie to see certain images which had been obscured in my memory for years - now crystal clear.

When Dumire finds out that a businessman carrying five thousand dollars has disappeared in his town, he doggedly pursues the Wendells - dragging the lake, pressuring Phillip to confess while he methodically puts the pieces together. Unfortunately, Dumire is shot and killed by a gang of criminals, and dies without truly solving the murder.

Decades later, in the 1970’s, the grandson (Robert Vaughn) of the Wendells - who is wealthy from land and business deals made with that five thousand dollars - discovers the skeleton when the lake is drained to build a bridge. Terrified that his family will be scandalized if the old rumors are proven true, he wraps the bones in his overcoat and carries them away to destroy them.

I remembered this scene - Robert Vaughn jumping down into the cave, wearing big blocky 1970’s sunglasses, and the camera panning over to reveal the skeleton - exactly.

Funny how certain things from childhood remain with you forever. I can’t remember what I watched a week ago, but those first impressions of adult concepts - greed, sex, murder, death and decay - have stayed with me for thirty years.

I even remember my father in a black leather reclining chair - feet up, sound asleep and snoring loudly - while I sat on the floor of our home in Columbia, South Carolina watching these ghoulish events unfold.

Centennial clearly didn’t make that big an impression on him.

Centennial (1978)

Centennial is not something you undertake lightly…

Adapted from James Michener’s 928-page novel, it was the longest (26-1/2 hours, 21 minus commercials), most expensive ($25 million) and most complicated project (four directors, five producers, five cinematographers, almost 100 speaking parts, several hundred extras) made for television at the time. It was shown in two- and three-hour installments over a period of four months.

The cast is a who’s-who of film and television actors from that era: Robert Conrad, Richard Chamberlain, Barbara Carrera, Richard Crenna, Timothy Dalton (!), Lynn Redgrave(!!), Chad Everett, Andy Griffith, Brian Keith, Sally Kellerman, Donald Pleasence, Robert Vaughn, David Janssen… the list goes on.

The story begins in the 1700’s with two trappers, Pasquinel (Robert Conrad) and McKeag (Richard Chamberlain). Love triangles, betrayals and all kinds of good stuff develop when a young Indian woman (Barbara Carrera) and the daughter (Sally Kellerman) of a blacksmith (Raymond Burr) enter their lives (whew!).

The following generation introduces us to a trader named Levi Zendt (Gregory Harrison) and a soldier, Major Maxwell Mercy (Chad Everett!), both of whom are trying to help preserve the peace between the rapidly diminishing Indian nations and the U.S. Army. Into this plot comes Richard Crenna as Colonel Frank Skimmerhorn, a deeply disturbed religious zealot who has put together his own militia to eliminate the Indians entirely.

The plot progresses through the 1800’s, through the establishment of Centennial as a town. We see the first farmers (Alex Carras) tame the land, we see the first cattle ranchers (Timothy Dalton, William Atherton) bring cattle out from Texas with the help of stalwart cowboys like R.J. Poteet (Dennis Weaver). Eventually, the law comes to Centennial in the form of Sheriff Axel Dumire (the sublime David Keith). As the town grows and prospers, we follow succeeding generations into the 1900’s.

Basically, Centennial has everything. It’s got cowboys, Indians, romance, action - it’s got cavalry charges, cattle drives, shoot-outs, fist fights - even a murder mystery. And my personal favorite - a saber duel between Chad Everett and Richard Crenna!

Then, for the final segment, we arrive in the 1970’s…

This, unfortunately, is where Centennial falls apart. It’s impossible to expect a 21-hr. long miniseries to hold your interest all the way, but when Centennial jumps into the 1970’s, it falls apart. Andy Griffith is wasted as a historian researching the birth of Centennial, and David Janssen is given the thankless role of a virtuous rancher who loves and respects the land.

Here we get speeches about protecting the environment ad nauseum. Throughout the miniseries, there are numerous statements of such themes - protecting the land, the animals, respecting the ways of the Indians - but in this final segment, they’re stated at such length and with such relentless fervor one simply becomes bored.

All in all, Centennial is an astonishing piece of television - the kind of epic, truly ambitious miniseries that doesn’t even exist anymore. The fact that it limps to a conclusion is unfortunate, but when you consider that it holds your attention for most of its 21-hr. length, that’s a minor complaint. Most movies nowadays can’t hold my attention for a mere two hours.

NYPD Beard

As of late, I’ve been plowing my way through N.Y.P.D Blue, thanks to the magic of Netflix.

I was too distracted and too broke to really focus on the show when it first aired - but now, fifteen years later, having rediscovered Hill Street Blues and how brilliant it is, I naturally gravitated toward N.Y.P.D. Blue. It was made by the same people, and even stars some of the same people.

But I’ll review the show some other time. On with the story…

This past weekend, I watched a couple of episodes in the dead of the night. The body was tired, but the brain was restless - so I got out of bed, kicked back on the couch and fired up the DVD player.

I started to fade after two episodes, but they were particularly gripping episodes, and I just had to find out what happened next - so I decided to go for a third episode. This necessitated changing the disc.

So I crack open the Netflix envelope, pull out the disc, and here’s what I find -

Some brilliant, deeply demented individual out there felt that Sharon Lawrence needed a beard - so he gave her one, and then returned the disc to Netflix.

It’s 4 am. I’m tired, a little loopy, and I’ve just seen two very serious episodes of N.Y.P.D. Blue. So this cracks me up in a big way.

Sure, it’s infantile and stupid, but it’s so damn funny I’m in tears. I laugh until it hurts. I can’t even bear to look at the DVD. She’s tilting her head back and smiling as if she’s proud to have a beard.

The next morning, I’m shaving, and the image pops into my head. I start laughing so hard I can’t hold the razor steady. Even now, two days later, the above picture makes me smile.

So this blog is a thank-you note to the demented individual who felt compelled to give Sharon Lawrence a beard. Thanks for a good laugh.